So Mister Mister, how went with the hotline?
as you can see, I'm too lazy to email, but not enough to not post.
posted by the flu @ 4:29 PM
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How do you make a dead fox run?
Brigadeer Ridikulos, Cuddle Puppy and The Gimp Squad featuring The Fishfoot experience. With special guest appearances by: Soviet Army, World's Laziest Ninja and Captain Planet. A halftime show by The LA Clippers! and a wise word from: Enginerd & a not so special appearence by: Blll
Wednesday, March 08, 2006
as you can see, I'm too lazy to email, but not enough to not post.
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"Take... these broken wings... and learn to fly again, learn to be so free..."
Oh, you mean me.
Hotline = 2 hr wait
MPI = appt that went ok
Car = still MIA
Bus = alright for the time being
Note to self, use the club even when parking in a retirement community.
I still can't believe that some geezers snagged the bromobile.
Man.
WTF?! The bromobile is awol!? Damn it! By the power of my old man dance I will shame those senior citizens who have heisted it!
Fo Shizzle Bia-atch!
I be grovin to the wild bass of Glen Miller and his crew of coked up negro wild men! Than I take my new pimped up ride over to Deer Lodge and get my ho's, we cruise on over to da HBC dowtown, grab some eats at da Paddlewheel Caf and than drop some large notes over at da Club Regent.
Oh Yeah!
Life is sweet!
Fraud! I learned a thing or two reading mountains of Hardy boy novels as a child, and that knowledge has lead me to the following inescapable conclusion: He stole his own van for the insurance money and so that he would have the world's best excuse not to drive anyone anywhere, not even {gasp!} girls.
Thank You Mr. Ridikulos!
I too thought that something fishy was behind this case and I am determined to make sure that Mr. Lister pays for his tom-foolery and is brought to justice.
Mr. Lister may think himself to be beyond the law, but rest assure that I have dealt with even worse criminal masterminds than him.
If I can outsmart the combined evil of Count Weirdly, Harry Ape and the pervert Slick Smitty I am quite confident that Mr. Lister will pay for his crimes.
I promise to begin work on this as soon as I finish finding 6 differnces in these pictures I am looking at.
Sincerly,
Slylock Fox
Somebody needs to have their saturday morning comics taken away from them because once you commit a child's cartoon characters enemies to memory you are going down a long and dangerous slope...
hahaha - I love the way this post has devolved into this inane convo about childhood comedies! Tho mr. lister, I do feel sorry for the fact that your 'mobile was stolen - how lame is that?! Fools. Darn Fools.
yeah, but if they don't find it, I can get upwards of $30 from MPI, so here's hopin'.
on a side note, my verification word is "kfooj".
Don't try to fool us with your lack of monetary reward. If an evil genuis like Count Wierdly is willing to steal an apple from Mr.s Beaver's fridge than surely a lesser criminal mastermind like yourself would stoop to insurance fraud.
You should suspect that if Count Wierdly truly sliced the apple an hour ago, it should have browned significantly, rather than one he just sliced less than two minutes ago which would not have browned at all.
As you can see, the lack of browning points the finger directly at Count Wierdly.
Mr. Lister,
Perhaps I underestimated your talents. Your swift logic and reasoning of the Apple Case proves that you have a mind not to be toyed with. Only a very few creatures on earth could have bested Count Weirdly in such a way and proved beyond a shadow of doubt that it was the Dark Count that stole the Apple from Mrs. Beaver.
If you have the time myself and my partner Max Mouse Esq. are investaging a series of child rape/murders/rape again involving young girls that have all the signs of Slick Smitty being behind them. Dr. Kangaroo is currently performing a DNA analysis on the semen sample from the last case and we hope to be able to tie Smitty to the scene of the crime. However his alibi about helping Skanky Skunk plant tulip seeds seems to be airtight.
"Rape/Murder/RapeAgain" ??? That is way to twisted for the funny pages.
Mr. Fox,
may I ask if you can verify the whereabouts of your associate, Mr. Max Mouse Esq., on the times that these crime supposed to have happened?
I fear that the solution to this conundrum may be closer than you realise.
Is this conversation really happening or is this some sort of sureal dream?
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