I was riding the bus home today and a very pleasant woman across the aisle from me goes "Excuse me, but people touch that pole with their hands." Guess she didn't like that I had my feet up on one. Honestly, man, I wish I had so little to worry about that a shoe on a bus pole really offended me. It's not like I have AIDS on my sneakers. Really, I think there's probably way worse things on the hands of the nasty people that ride the bus than there is on the soles of my shoes. Alright, so that was all irrelevant but it pissed me off.
In other news, I stormed the wall! However, my extreme jumping skills will truly be put to the test in the finals tomorrow when I will be called upon to surmount a 12 foot wall without ground troops boosting me. Hmmm...
**Update**
Complete and utter failure to get over the wall. I am so ashamed. And we were in 2nd place when we got to the wall. Damn it.
**Update 2**
Actually I just got the results back from the lab, and there was some AIDS on my shoes. My bad.
posted by Christopher Batty @ 11:30 PM
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"Its not like I have AIDS on my sneakers," but of course DA AIDS flows through Brig Rigs viens as a reminder to all his fans that herion makes you pay a heavy, heavy price.
:(
Wow - that photospread just had hot man love written all over it! That was, umm, interesting... I wonder if that lady was on to something...
Just kidding - seriously Brig - Rid - good to see that you're keeping up appearances and keeping in shape!
But what of that micro-Adam doppelganger - ad a few years and a few pounds and the notorious ladykiller A to the B might not be lookin' so good of a surefire bet - can you say 'next to be seen wearing a t-shirt' with the proclomation "This Beer Belly is the gas tank for a love machine"?
mmhmm
Oh... my... god... that was brilliant
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