Alright ladies and gents, this is a brainstorming invitation. I've been thinking of tattoo idea's, but only if they are nerdy and/or clever (haha, like me.. shut up wlninja!). I open up the floor to anyone with good/whacky/interesting/whatever idea's. I haven't decided what the winner gets, but I promise it will be something good, like one of those plastic parachute men or something.
How do you make a dead fox run?
Brigadeer Ridikulos, Cuddle Puppy and The Gimp Squad featuring The Fishfoot experience. With special guest appearances by: Soviet Army, World's Laziest Ninja and Captain Planet. A halftime show by The LA Clippers! and a wise word from: Enginerd & a not so special appearence by: Blll
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"Hervé Villechaize" tattoed in script would be amusing in a post modern sort of way.
Is this tattoo going to go on your body? Let me register my complaint right now that getting a nerdy/clever tattoo seems like a really bad idea, given that jokes tend to get old real fast, especially when imprinted in your skin.
Alright, so that's outta the way. Get a tattoo of a cartoon character tattooed over your face. Or a tattoo of Lister on your bicep.
I do love those plastic parachute men.
Perhaps instead of a "nerdy/clever" tattoo, you go more with an authentic prison type tattoo done with a ball point pen and a lighter and with some sort of message of pride concerning your white heritage.
Brigadeer Ridiklos has a wide variety of white supremist "ink" all over him and I'm sure he can design something for you.
laundry directions on the nape of your neck
with "made in the back of a dodge"
underneath it.
"a pedophile broke my cherry"
Or if you want more accuracy -
"mr.lister broke my cherry"
the ? then becomes coppertone or Earl?
then again, not really, it woulda been Earl.
Or maybe you should prove you are the biggest fan of Fox's Prison Break EVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEER!
Get a Tattoo of the inside of high security prison where your brother is being wrongly held and use your tattoo map to free him over the course of 22 suspense filled episodes!
I wonder if like 24 they will bring the show back for another season? Does he like get laser tattoo removal and a sex change and than another tattoo and than go to a high tech womans prison where his sister is being held and do it all over again?
And for season three he grows a beard, gets another tattoo and goes to Guantamo Bay to get his Afgani Mussei cousin out!
Seson 4 will involve time travel and a tattoo of some dungeon in the Middle Ages. I'm pretty sure Tony Danza will be in it.
Man, I hope Mr. Enginerd is still reading this stuff.
Aha!
I got it!
You should get the first few notes of the
mario bros theme song!
Depending on wear you get it. You could have the opening bar wrapped around your pythons! ...umm...arms, or your ankles
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