Tuesday, March 14, 2006

6 Comments:

At 8:59 PM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

noooooooooooooooooooo

 
At 9:03 PM, Blogger the flu said...

is old pic, it is.
no white spider on front.

 
At 10:30 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who cares about Spiderman, honestly? It's just going to be more whinny agnst from Toby McGuire and the audience is going to have to spend another 2 hours plus wondering which studio excutive Kristin Dunst blew in order to grace the screen with her wooden perfromance yet again. And this time we have Topher Grace to look foward to, no doubt playing the same Topher Grace character that he was so good at playing on the 70's Show, In Good Company, P.S and Traffic. Ashton Kutcher can't act either, but at least when he had no arms and legs in the Butterfly Effect it was the greatest moment of screen comedy since Al Jolsen put on black face.

The only superhero movie worth seeing this summer is going to be Bryan Singer and Superman's homoerotic battle of good vs. evil that will feature the wonderful work of Winnipeg's own Frantic Films. With a track record that includes Cursed, Swordfish, and Scobby-Do 2 I think we can all be confident that the man of steel will be super duper cool to the tenth degree times 5.

I look foward to see how exactally Brigadeer Ridikulos was able to make Christopher Reeve not be a paraolympian and also not be dead. The Tar Monster was cool if you were an austistic child or Freddy Prince Jr., but seeing a dead guy in wheel chair with no feelings below his neck leap a tall building in a single bound will blow that out of the water.

 
At 3:36 PM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

wow.

 
At 3:39 PM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

ah, whiny angst. I had no idea what the hell you were saying there. Every post is like the jumble, only without a clever one-panel comic or the vague promise of monetary reward.

 
At 6:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to think that I'm creating the next SUDUKO craze....only less Asian.

 

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