Tuesday, October 03, 2006

So my classmates and I were debating on something of great importance. One of them insists that a Jedi could kick Spider-Man's ass any day. I'm not so sure. What's your opinion?

10 Comments:

At 2:02 PM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

Jedi would win hands down. I'm shocked you even have to ask.

 
At 9:32 PM, Blogger Bro said...

but spidey has spider sense, so he can dodge Jedi attacks.

 
At 11:18 PM, Blogger Bro said...

OK, you obviously don't know what you're talking about.

It was not BAJOR that was taken by the Dominion, it was BETAZED. That one mistake invalidates your entire post, however I shall continue to debunk your arguments.

A lightsaber is an energy weapon, and the founders, can be injured by energy weapons. Odo's shapeshifting ability is also limited by the amazing amounts of CG required to preform a single morph whereas all the folks at Lucasfilm have to do is make a stick glow blue. (Or green for you Yoda fans)

And spidey was able to defeat Hydroman... Odo = Hydroman, but less wet.

(Odo vs Data would be interesting though.)

< /nerd >

 
At 12:13 AM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

Jedi would win just hands down. Where is Kitchen Romeo to back me up on this one? C'mon...
The force is like the most powerful thing around. How else could that irritatingly little kid accidentally save the day in Episode 1? The only force that could even conceivably be more powerful is the magical clumsiness of Inspector Gadget.

 
At 12:15 AM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

Imzadi as a curse word? That doesn't making any sense. Have you even read the book?

 
At 12:44 AM, Blogger Bro said...

Are you implying that Inspector Gadget is a jedi?

 
At 12:46 AM, Blogger Bro said...

As an aside, the verification word that I have on my screen right now is the logical combination of four and five...

FORVE

 
At 1:01 AM, Blogger shaun said...

Can I just say, that I am watching the Celebrity Roast of William Shatner, and it is ridiculous!!!

however, no, I do not think that Captin Kirk could defeat any of those super-humans, I stand in solidarity with the Brig Rid, and state firmly that if their was a battle, the jedi would win hands down...

however, after a short disagreement, there would be firm understanding of a shared vision for galactic peace, and they would whore ol Leia off to P Parker to help create a new kind of jedi knight, the Spi-jedi

 
At 6:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Green Lantern could beat a spider-jedi any day of the week.

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

Well sure, but which one?

 

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