Good Goodness fellow Foxers! What a day what a day!
The many mysteries of the Earth are revealed in mysterious ways, yes indeedie do! Grab your sleuthin' caps and your Encyclopedia Brown runnin' shoes -the journey begins!
Combing through the emails this morn, I came across a letter from a friend of mine, now she's a filipina, not a filipino, like our pal out in Butt Fuck BC, which makes me wonder.. how did he get there, and why is he there.... is it really b/c he's a so-called "directional driller"? I say leave that stuff up to Ron Jeremy and John Holmes - methinks that there is a sinister plan afoot to allow the dreaded MONKEY EATING BLACK EAGLE loose in the forested wilds of Canada!
But really, there are more mysterious cases worthy of Leroy Brown's talents.... which brings us to the Da Vinci Code! Could it be - that Tom Hanks may finally rest? Can this mysterious black monolith reminiscent of the alien technology in 2010 A Space Oddyssey recently observed hidden in the backyard of Earl (the deviant Solicter General of the Local FreeMasonic Chapter) be the holy grail?! Can Hanks finally stop running and searching - or did he see something forbidden on the dark side of the moon when he travelled there in Apollo 13?! Maybe, just maybe it is not in any way related to Listerine, and the horrible Eugenics experiments perpetrated in Pelly by Sir John A Mack way back in the dustbowl days, when as the Lister Family saying goes - "Back when the kids was having kids fastered den we could sell them to the White Slavers" - BUT - could it all be the cause and effect of that one evil sum ov a bitch himself, the notorious TomCruise AKA Marrionnette Cum Loud of the evil dread lord LrON Hubbardious???!!!! To those Three Keen Observers that misty eve, running about the dark underworld belly of PegCity, yes, maybe it was that T Cruise himself we saw scampering about mischieviously, like some little santa's elf gone to airplane model glue sniffing ill will, within the Lister Family Compound Holistic Retreat Inc.
Or maybe this is somehow related to the mighty power of the BLACK MONKEY EATING EAGLE OF BUTT FUCK BC and it's dangerous cargo of Dehydrated Tocino and Lumpia in Adobo Sauce courtesy of the kind and Benevelont MamaSita Brand name company logo.
Here are the pictures of what I've unearthed.
You be the judge.
My conclusions are that if this isn't the final proof of the appreciative hand love that Pola Slam, Kitch Ro, and the Deep Flu have for Mr. lister - than what else could it really be?
posted by shaun @ 1:13 PM
4 comments
4 Comments:
wow.
That seems so outside of your usual writing style.
You're usually like, "I found a napkin today and it filled me with whimsy and wonder."
And probably accompany it with a picture of a chick or something... not a woman, a baby chicken.
this seems like it was ghost written by P.Slammy.
Whimsy and wonder, eh?
What the fuck does your e-mail from a filipina friend of your's have to do with the monolith in Earl's backyard? Why bring that entire paragraph in? But it was nice to be mentioned.
And I'm not a directional driller, I'm an MWD, I put together and monitor the tool that the directional drillers get their info from. So I guess that makes me some sort of fluffer. And when the monolith was place I had arrived back from Butt Fuck. (Finished planting the monkeys in the forests, Phase 1. Phase 2 plant Monkey eating Eagles)
And the time for Butt Fuck BC is wrong. It's in BC, therefore it should have the same time as Van City, hence BC. But the rig does run on AB time. So it's like being in a tiny pocket of AB in BC.
And for everyone's general info, you know your in Butt Fuck BC when 9 out of 10 girls look like they're related to J.Lo. A la asses that need vasoline to help slide into 1st class seats on a plane. So maybe the that nickname for the town is suitable.
Daisy...Daisy...
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