Saturday, June 18, 2005

As Cuddle Puppy and I were chatting online, he mentioned that Tom Cruise has proposed to Katie Holmes. Well, think it is the duty of the young men of this fine blog to offer our services to one Nicole Kidman. Tom Cruise dates a young woman, well Nicole Kidman can date at least 4 young virile men. So we here at "How do you make a dead fox?" Will help Ms. Kidman by allowing her to say that she is dating all of us. That beats Cruise's 1 youngin, with Nicole's 4 youngins. And hey Nicole we can even one up or 4 up Tom by getting you pregnant. Let's see him try to figure that out with Katie. Since it seems that he could not figure out how to do that with you, the stunning Nicole Kidman.

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