so. who is this joel guy anyways. And more importantly, why are his groupies following him around proclaiming there luv for him.

Katie holmes is engaged to Tom Cruise. She is 26. He is 42.
She is 5'9"(imdb)-1.75m, 5'8"( everywhere else) -1.73m.
He is 'listed' as 5'7"(imdb)-1.70m, some places 5'9"(#1 fan)-1.75m. So in reality, he's somewhere around 5'3"(1.60m).
Now, if you take the age difference and multiply it by the height difference, Take that number and divide it by the net profit of the church of scientology, you get a coefficient that tells us that this is retarded and that nobody cares.
It also tells us that Tom is getting hitched to the first tall chick (relative to him, that is most of the world with the exception of maybe Macau and possibly the pygmy people) that he could brain wash into scientology.

Therefore:
(Atc - Akh) X (Htc - Hkh) /net$

{tc = tom cruise; kh = katie holmes}

by the way, if you use colour safe bleach in the pools of water on your lawn, the grass won't get bleached.