Where is butt fuck BC?

Well well well,
seems like We all (Canada) has become the Oil Dealer to the States... That's all good, I mean, the money is great, the bling it affords keeps the Albertans getting 'government' rebate cheques, ie 'hush money', and heck, those equalization payments don't hurt either....
'cept... well, now they want more... You see there old hookup, was a real good sweet dealer for them - hell, they lived in a warm sunny place, we never had to visit them much, they always delivered(!), and heck, we were able to get the good quality shot at a good price... Well, lately, our old dealer's hood has gotten a little rough and tumble, and well, some of his homeboys have been trying to step up and are fronting on a regular basis, and shit, that oils just don't flow for the same price no more.... Well, lookee lookee, there be a new dealer on the block, and he delivers, has a good product at a nice price, and well, we've always gotten along pretty well, hell, they live just next door in fact... Problem is though, the new hook-ups production system isn't so efficient, things don't run as smoothly, and, they grow-op/lab just isn't up and running at capacity - and the scary thing is, the new dealer don't mind that so much, he's just been kinda doing it for fun, but now that they see that they can maybe make a ton of coin real quick, the new guy might try to invest a little in a better lighting system, heck, maybe even go hydroponic! Ok, sounds great - pause - not! What happens if this new dealer finds out that with the increased production we have to deal with a whole new host of problems? Our air is getting hotter and dirtier, the rest of the world is looking at us like we're the ones littering in front of Fred Penner's Treehouse, plus, well, our biggest customer lives right next store and is literally the BIGGEST kid on the block - so, what happens if we try to tell our new 'buddy' - "Hey man, I kinda like the amount that I've been producing, it works for me, and I'm happy not expanding my system, I like it organised the way it is now... What happens then? I can imagine what happens when someone stops selling crack to all his clients, suddenly, and without a reason they can empathise with - what happens if the oil doesn't flow so fast to the U.S.?

So... I'm coming to town spring break (Feb 19-24) and I'm probably going to have a party of somesort, I'd like anyone who will be in town to come. Just let me know if you'll be in town then and I'll put you on my invite list :P (it's very exclusive!).

Well, I'm happy to say that Project Grizzly has finally reached its apex of cool.

Behold, the Trojan



The cool thing is that the nutjob that invented this is Canadian. Maybe we'll be able to see the Winnipeg police walking around like they were in Halo.

Hey First Post - of 2007 baby!
For all dudes and dudettes in need of some solid personal growth and developification, you're in luck:
Impossible is Nothing!
and an almost-too-accurate parody by the kid from Arrested Development:
Impossible is the Opposite of Possible