Monday, September 26, 2005

Oh God Damn! - I was soo hungry, and made the mistake of checking out Slashfood's latest...

Pizza, oh where for art thou my beloved? Why doth my plaintive calls forth go unheardeth by your fair ear? Twas nor a fortnight ago I tasted your sweet romance upon my supple lips.... Why has thou forsaken me? The beauty of a builded structure holds no place in my heart next to yours - art thou wary of my proclomations of yore? Upon the Heavens and the Earths - twas your name that was upon my sleeping breaths last night was it nought? Art thou chosen to haunt me in dream alone?

Fair thee well then, as the unbeknownst cuckold doth not bite his thumb at the lover of his betrothed, I shalt not glare upon those who succulate at the teat of the ovens of your birth, greedily feasting in baccanlian orgy whilst I do not.

5 Comments:

At 10:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I happen to find myself craving a slice of that wonderful food from time to time as well.

 
At 10:54 PM, Blogger Christopher Batty said...

You crack me up, Romeo. Now I'm all hungry. Although, this being Vancouver the dudes upstairs just ordered in sushi. At least there's some mediocre 93c pizza places nearby.

 
At 2:04 AM, Blogger Time Measured In Distance said...

Dude you're making everyone hungry. But I have question. What kind of pizza are you into these days?

"Pizza, oh where for art thou my beloved? Why doth my plaintive calls forth go unheardeth by your fair ear?"

Pizza with ear? And I thought metronome's pineapple and shrimp combo was odd. But is ear better Chicago Deep Dish style or regular style? And what kind of cheese goes with ear? And is fair ear more expensive then just ear? But hey, if it floats your boat, who am I to judge.

But Damn You! You've now managed to conjure up a forgotten craving for Chicago Deep Dish style pizza at or after midnight at Cafe 22. So that being said, we're going there for Deep Dish pizza when I'm back in town, mmmmm. Would be nice if Blll, could be there, but Capt Planet could be there as a proxy, depending on the night it all goes down.

 
At 11:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm once again loving Joel Semeniuk!

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger Bro said...

What? Exam?

 

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