Things learned on the Day of the Dominion:
(also here)
- If wearing a tube top and running. Hold one breast in your hand. The other will tow along.
- Lazy ninjas are unable to catch a bus if it is raining.
- If you're fakin' bakin' and are not attractive, rubbing your breasts while walking will only distract people from the rest of you until you stop rubbing your breasts.
- Newcastle Brown Ale goes good with BBQ.
- The streets of this city are determined to sprain my ankle.
posted by the flu @ 10:35 AM
3 comments
3 Comments:
Oh, and Prince Edward should have dedicated the other side of the walkway.
FM - i gots to agree with you
lazy is not the key word. I am lazy as well, but i am able to catch a bus in the rain. besides, the emphases are on the words that i would emphisise if i were speaking. Like so:
Shut up, you all Smell.
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